CUTIE HONEY
Hey there, girl with the stylish clothes
Hey there, girl with the slender behind
Just turn this way, Honey...
There's something, you see
Something, something I'd like...
Please, oh please don 't hurt me!
It will cause my heart to sting so!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!
Please don 't watch!
Honey Flash!
Hey there, girl who's all the rage
Hey there, girl with the perky bust
Just turn this way, Honey
There's something, you see
Something, something I'd like...
Please, oh please don 't come any closer!
It will cause my nose to twitch so!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!
Please don 't watch!
Honey Flash!
(I'm changing!)
Hi!
Listen, punks! Honey's got something' for ya to do!
Sure!
It's a beautiful day, and I don't feel like going to class.
That's right! That's right!
So I've decided to hold a sports day in honor of my enrollment.
Mr. Goemon! Mr. Goemon!
Calm down. Take it easy.
I thought it would be different after a girl enrolled...
THE SCORPION WOMAN
Panther Claw! VVhat’re they trying to do?
All right!
Who is it? Where are you?
I'm right here!
Who are you?
I'm Scorpion Panther!
Now! I've got to get away!
Damn it! My body... is getting numb.
Father!
Even if Naojiro's there,
how could you let Honey go to Paradise School without checking it out?
You're supposed to be her guardian! You can't be that careless!
Listen. All the other girls had run off,
so when I told the headmaster about Honey, he was ecstatic.
So were the other teachers.
That's why I'm worried. What's going to happen to her?
That's just it, Seiji!
Honey should be thrilled because there aren't any other girls!
No kidding! I'll go and check it!
Hmph! He's always got a problem, no matter what I do.
Father, it's only natural for an adult son to be rebellious.
Shut up! Think of your age!
I'm Seiji Hayami from the Modern Times.
I'd like to write an article about your school.
What? Yes, today. As soon as possible.
Yes, I see. Oh, we're in trouble.
A newspaper reporter is coming to write an article! What do I do?
It's settled, then?
Honey!
It's finally starting!
The favorite is Honey's shrew, and his rival is Naojiro's Jail Hope.
Hey. stop it!
Headmaster! Are you trying to spoil this event?
No, I'm not.
A newspaper reporter is coming to look around.
Awesome! Hey, Headmaster, you should take pan in the race.
No! What are you trying to do?
Hey, stop it! Don't!
Ready?
Headmaster! This is the winner's prize!
What?! The pigs I'm raising?!
In the red corner, Honey Kisaragi!
Being a lady, her weight is secret!
In the blue corner, weighing 150 lb, Mr. Goemon!
Headmaster, leave it to me. I'll smash that girl.
Goemon, who do you think I am?
Take it easy, take it easy!
Hey, don't disgrace the name of us teachers.
Make them stop as soon as possible.
You just leave it to me! Here we go!
Oh, you got me!
Yes, more!
This is what I live for!
What a pen/en!
I don't like this.
Headmaster, it's impossible to stop this racket.
The history of Paradise School will come to an end.
You seem to like wild things.
Wow! What a beautiful woman!
Sure she is.
Are you the headmaster?
Huh? Yes. Are you the reporter, by any chance?
Yes. I've come on behalf of Seiji Hayami, who called you earlier.
Are you having a sports day today or something?
Yes! We've got a girl student after so long,
and this is a recreation event to welcome her.
A girl student?
Is her name Honey Kisaragi, by any chance?
That's right. Do you know her?
Well, a little.
Since she enrolled, the atmosphere of Paradise School has completely changed.
Headmaster, actually the purpose of my visit...
is that there's a girl who wants to enroll in this school.
So, I thought I should see it first.
What! Another girl?! This'll be interesting!
Mr. Goemon, don't forget that you're a teacher.
Take it easy.
But it's no good since Honey is here.
What!
Say, what kind of girl is she, that wants to enroll?
This kind of girl...
What? It can't be! You--?
No kidding. Aren't you a reporter?
I've decided. This is more important!
I'll expel Honey and have you enroll!
Headmaster, I'm afraid Naojiro will be against this.
Naojiro?
Yes, he used to be a gang leader, but now he's Honey's bodyguard.
No problem. I'll deal with it.
You sound quite dependable.
Stan!
What?! Who's that girl?
Hmph! I don't like that woman.
Who's that?
Cool!
Hooray! Hooray!
Listen , everybody.
From now on, I'm the leader here. Got it?
No complaints here!
Now hear this. Tie up those two!
Honey, are you all right?
Who the heck is she?
W-What’s going on here?
Naojiro! This is some kind of conspiracy.
I'm sure. let's get back on land.
That damn Panther Claw! What are they thinking?
Honey! Honey!
Help!
Ah, Miss Tsuneji!
Ah! You're Seiji, right? It's Honey! She's in danger.
What! Honey is?
Ah, Big Brother!
Any complaints?
No, none.
NOW!
Die, Honey.
Then I can get the Solidifier without any difficulty.
Ah, if only I could transform, it would be easy to cut this rope.
But I can't change in front of so many people.
How cruel!
Mr. Goemon, I'm against having that beautiful woman in our school.
Take it easy.
In the name of education reform, we need a shock treatment like this.
I can't stand it.
Take it easy! Take it easy, Headmaster!
If she keeps doing that, she'll die.
You're acting unusually concerned.
Maybe you're not so bad, after all.
Of course I'm concerned about her.
If she died here, I'd lose the fun being mean to her.
All right, I'll give you a hand.
There she goes! Hurry up, Miss Tsuneji!
This is hard. Don't forget that I'm a woman!
Honey!
Seiji!
I can't believe it. This is why I don't approve of co-ed schools.
Hey, Naojiro, show some balls!
How did all this racket start?
I don't know.
A strange girl suddenly appeared and it became like this.
A strange girl?
They said she was a reporter.
A reporter? No, she's a Panther!
Whatl!
That bitch! She humiliated me!
And what the hell's a Panther?
Don't act big! Talk big when you've got one.
Naojiro, the Panther is after Honey's life.
Relax! You're no match for them anyway.
Goddamn bitch!
Don't bother, Naojiro!
All right, I'll rip off her mask.
Honey Boomerang!
Help! Help!
Honey!
Give me the Solidifier immediately.
No chance!
I've been humiliated enough. How can I give up my father's life work?
What?
Listen carefully, Panther!
Honey Kisaragi is not my real name.
What I really am is...
Honey Flash!
Honey Boomerang!
L...
Honey Storm!
NOW!
Honey! Honey!
H-Honey!
Let's not change anything here. The reform was a dream.
Headmaster, beautiful flowers have thorns, don't they?
Now, about that article I was writing...
You...?
I'm the reporter from Modern Times who called this morning.
What?! You?!
I've already seen plenty of your activities here.
He saw everything! It's too late!
Head master! Mr. Head master!
Speak to me!
Goddamn it! Not again!
Jill failed us again!
What's she doing?
All right, Drill Claw, go to Japan right now and assist Jill!
Through today's accident, I saw the real you.
I'll be punishing you all for this. Are you ready?
Next time ya fall for a pretty girl who ain't me, you'll be sorry.
By the way, I'll be Naojiro's coach from today.
You'd better treat me well, too, get it?
Oh, how poorly I get treated.
Someone calls to me, "Honey"
From beyond the night sky
But when I turn back, all I see is darkness
How long has it been since we were together
Looking up at those stars?
It's okay, don 't worry about me
I knew, you see...
That things could not always stay that way
Someone calls to me, "Honey"
Honey, Honey, that voice from the past
From somewhere, I hear the word "Honey"
It sends a shiver through my breast
My face downcast, I keep walking towards that distant, misty town
And I don't let anyone see
The tears that hang in my eyes
It's okay, don 't worry about me
As long as I'm alone, you see...
I can cry as much as I need to
From somewhere, I hear the word "Honey"
Honey, Honey, someone's calling to me
NEXT TIME: ELEGY OF THE PROUD PANTHER CLAW
The secret organization Panther Claw
has sent in its trump card, Drill Claw, to eliminate Honey once and for all.
This Claw can dig her drills into the earth and manipulate them remotely.
Using that power, she attacks Paradise School, and issues a challenge to Honey.
Goddamn Panther Claw!
I have nothing to say to you. I'm here for Honey!
I'm the ex-gang leader, Naojiro. I won't let anyone touch my boss!
A battle to the death between Honey and the Claw.
But as always, Sister Jill is waiting behind the curtain,
cooking up an underhanded trick.
However, Drill Claw hates petty tricks, and wants a fair fight between equals.
She is determined to have her even match with Honey in the limestone cave.
Drill Claw puts her Warrior's pride on the line.
Honey gives her best in the battle.
Next Time on Cutie Honey:
ELEGY OF THE PROUD PANTHER CLAW